Michael Jackson's sperm donor just won't stop with the foolishness….A VIP Package for $3,000 to watch Michael Jackson Documentary "This is It"  with Joe Jackson's saggy face in Las Vegas October 27th. You also will receive n autographed copy of Joe's book, 'Joseph Jackson: Man in the Mirror, Father of the First Family of Music', dinner with Joe, pictures with Joe, plus a hotel room and an invitation for the screening's opening night party at the Palms Casino Resort Blue Moon Club…

If that's not rich enough, an Auction company in London will let you can bid on 12 strands of Michaels hair when he was burned during the Pepsi commercial in 84' Oct. 17th