Tiger Woods is in deep “manure” with his wife….After the National Enquirer broke the story that Tiger was cheating on his wife, he gets into a “car accident”
Source say Tiger hit the fire hydrant at the end of his driveway, while his wife scratched his wide face, and broke his windows with a golf club as she confronted him about cheating…
Meanwhile back at the bat cave, Tiger issued a statement:
“This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way,” Woods said. “Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible. …
“I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received,” the statement concluded. “But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.”
More like Tiger Woods is a cheetah!